Art And Humor Collector Pillows

Wallpaper Paste Co. Robbery.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Bert's dog training.'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Eat me"

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Cake Free Zone

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

A watch face with Stonehenge

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

Bathroom Fairy

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Vanna White: The Later Years.