Humorous Art Collector Pillows

Dizzy Spider

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

'Bert's dog training.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Cake Free Zone

"Eat me"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

A watch face with Stonehenge

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'