Humorous Art Collector T-Shirts

Dizzy Spider

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Hollywood Sign Developers

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

(Camel paintings)

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Bert's dog training.'

Romantic Giraffes

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Cake Free Zone

"Eat me"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Easter Island Shades...

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?