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Bad Nilotic Deity! Bad!

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

The End is Nigh

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

US aid to Ukraine

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

American Bombs

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

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"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"Well, they look friendly enough."

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

"As I thought...the carefree extravagant days are over. There's no marble foyer."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

The Heating Oil Problem.

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'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

Dinosaur Pet Stores

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"