Satirical Art Collectors T-Shirts

Group suicide.

Nuns Betting On Father Of Pregnant Nun's Baby

Why Trump wears a mask now

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

The End is Nigh

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

The water desk

American Bombs

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

US aid to Ukraine

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

Slave Drivers.

Democratic Party Access For Under $100.

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

My boss is a real turd.

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

A Company Run By One Genius Supervising Thousands of Morons

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

North Korean and South Korean hostilities.

Fourth quarter earnings down, please help.