Satirical Collector T-Shirts

Man with oil drilling station in plant pot

The water desk

Wifi Code H29BXX5

'I don't want your car... I just want the gas!'

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Hit by corona.

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

American Bombs

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

US aid to Ukraine

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

Slave Drivers.

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

Democratic Party Access For Under $100.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

"....Climate change is a hoax folks...believe me I know....fake news."

My boss is a real turd.

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

The Jumping Tank