Satirical Collector Pillows

Man with oil drilling station in plant pot

The water desk

Wifi Code H29BXX5

'I don't want your car... I just want the gas!'

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Hit by corona.

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

US aid to Ukraine

American Bombs

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

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Slave Drivers.

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

"....Climate change is a hoax folks...believe me I know....fake news."

My boss is a real turd.

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

The Jumping Tank

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island