Satire Collector Pillows

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'I've got rotten teeth and you need glasses, ironic does not even cover it!'

Check-in - 'Did you pack this case yourself Sir?' (case full of money)

"I am not a bully!!! Take it back! Say it while you can still speak!"

Punch and Judy wait outside marriage guidance consellor's office.

'Thank you for calling the beaver institute. All our representatives are busy, but what did you expect?'

"This should take care of your high blood pressure. It's a prescription for relaxed fit jeans."

"Describe the pain in my neck? Well, he's about five-foot-eight, bald, kind of dumpy.."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'I hope everyone saw the ATM installed in the entrance.'

Slave Drivers.

'Well, your income looks good, and you've been on your job for over two years... but it seems you're 15 trillion dollars in debt.'

"Warren Buffet has said he and others who are wealthy like yourself should pay more taxes..."

"It's our 1040 form."

"Our planet has run out of cocaine."

"That was me as a boy."

'I'm concerned. I enjoy paying taxes.'

Lord Palmerston asks Napoleon III why he does not move on the Popish organ grinder causing a disturbance outside the Hotel De L'Europe

'Hiya, Ugly! Ever thought of cosmetic surgery for that face?' 'What IS your problem?'

"It's from the E.P.A. they say we have to have a non-smoking section."

"The jury will disregard the defendant's statement that he will donate 100% of his criminal earnings to the Concerned Mobsters for Eritrea Fund!"

"Hey, Kiddo! Anything about me in your paper?"

My boss is a real turd.

"Congrats, now you already have eight stamps on your loyalty card! One more dead husband, then the tenth is free!"

Long Left Arm...Please Help.

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

Fridge Magnate

Inflatable full size dolls - Vera, ?10.

"I'm a very intelligent person!"

'Taking guard' 'The pessimist'

Woman putting up 'Wanted 'poster of policeman

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"