Satirical Story Collector Pillows

"Another failed merger"

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

The water desk

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

US aid to Ukraine

American Bombs

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

Democratic Party Access For Under $100.

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

Slave Drivers.

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

My boss is a real turd.

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

"....Climate change is a hoax folks...believe me I know....fake news."

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

The Jumping Tank

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."