Satirical Story Collector Pillows

"Another failed merger"

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

American Bombs

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

US aid to Ukraine

The water desk

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

Democratic Party Access For Under $100.

Slave Drivers.

"....Climate change is a hoax folks...believe me I know....fake news."

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

My boss is a real turd.

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

The Jumping Tank

Fourth quarter earnings down, please help.