'Her CV wasn't the only thing that was padded.'
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Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."
'The History Channel is all reruns.'
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"Now, how can I be of assistance?"
Torturing the English Language
Pretty Flowers
Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf
'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'
"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"
"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."
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reincarnated worm...
Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.
"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"
"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"
"I don't like the looks of that!"
"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"
'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'
"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."
"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"
'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'
"I thought there would be bacon here."
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'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'
'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'
I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me
"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"
Meat Grinder
The americanisation of vulture.
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Critisize your weight.
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