Satire Collectors Pillows

Mayan 2012

Respirator.

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'Welcome to our protest meeting against hunger and sexism! C'mon, honey, serve this gentleman a glass of champagne'!

White lies com to the Film Noir.

'Gold just isn't your color.'

Samuel de Champlain

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

The water desk

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

American Bombs

US aid to Ukraine

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

Slave Drivers.

Democratic Party Access For Under $100.

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

My boss is a real turd.

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

The Heating Oil Problem.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

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