Satire Collectors Pillows

Mayan 2012

Respirator.

The New Wall

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Just look at the files --- and you call this organized crime!

'Welcome to our protest meeting against hunger and sexism! C'mon, honey, serve this gentleman a glass of champagne'!

White lies com to the Film Noir.

'Gold just isn't your color.'

Samuel de Champlain

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

The water desk

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

American Bombs

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

US aid to Ukraine

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

Slave Drivers.

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

Democratic Party Access For Under $100.

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

My boss is a real turd.

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

The Heating Oil Problem.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'