Satirical Comic Collectors Pillows

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

'My bad.'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

The water desk

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

US aid to Ukraine

American Bombs

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

Democratic Party Access For Under $100.

Slave Drivers.

The Heating Oil Problem.

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

My boss is a real turd.

"....Climate change is a hoax folks...believe me I know....fake news."

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.