Satirical Comic Collectors Mugs

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

'My bad.'

Hollywood Sign Developers

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

The water desk

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

US aid to Ukraine

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

American Bombs

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

Democratic Party Access For Under $100.

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

Slave Drivers.

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

The Heating Oil Problem.

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."