Satirical Collectors Pillows

"Even We've Never Heard of Us" paper towels.s

'We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account.'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

The water desk

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

US aid to Ukraine

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

American Bombs

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

Democratic Party Access For Under $100.

Slave Drivers.

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

My boss is a real turd.

"....Climate change is a hoax folks...believe me I know....fake news."

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

The Heating Oil Problem.

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."