Satirical Collectors Prints

"Even We've Never Heard of Us" paper towels.s

'We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account.'

Hollywood Sign Developers

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

The water desk

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

American Bombs

US aid to Ukraine

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

Democratic Party Access For Under $100.

Slave Drivers.

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

My boss is a real turd.

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

The Heating Oil Problem.

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

"....Climate change is a hoax folks...believe me I know....fake news."

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'