Satirical Humor Collectors Prints

'...My head is in a whirl...!'

"Forensics put time of death about 3 hours ago chief. . .they're certain it was a potato gun."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Bert's dog training.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Vegetarian Birds

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Eat me"

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Cake Free Zone

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Easter Island Shades...

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

A watch face with Stonehenge

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'