Satirical Comic Collector Pillows

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

'Just to be on the safe side, let's start with an x-ray of your wallet.'

"Are you sure you wouldn't rather just get the vaccine?"

'If it's any consolation, we're the worlds foremost meritocracy: no pain, no gain,'

My severance package was an insult. It's not about the money, it's about how little I can buy with the money.

"I've got it! I've got the formula. . .on how o blame it all on Brexit!"

British PM David Cameron resigns

Fourth quarter earnings down, please help.

Help Wanted: Faith Healer Healthcare Provider.

'You've got some nerve barging in here demanding my staff drop everything and do handstands for you!'

'The hell with hope! Why can't we have a candidate who promises the status quo!'

Affirmative response executive - Remember when they were just called 'yes-men'?

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

'Obamacare is a job-killing socialist plot. . .Did I mention love job-killing socialist plots?'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

The water desk

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

US aid to Ukraine

American Bombs

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

Slave Drivers.

Democratic Party Access For Under $100.

"....Climate change is a hoax folks...believe me I know....fake news."

My boss is a real turd.

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."