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'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

'Just to be on the safe side, let's start with an x-ray of your wallet.'

"Are you sure you wouldn't rather just get the vaccine?"

'If it's any consolation, we're the worlds foremost meritocracy: no pain, no gain,'

Jane Goodall patiently gains the trust of her subjects in an unpublicized research project.

My severance package was an insult. It's not about the money, it's about how little I can buy with the money.

"I've got it! I've got the formula. . .on how o blame it all on Brexit!"

British PM David Cameron resigns

Fourth quarter earnings down, please help.

Help Wanted: Faith Healer Healthcare Provider.

'You've got some nerve barging in here demanding my staff drop everything and do handstands for you!'

Still Don't Think He's Senile?

'The hell with hope! Why can't we have a candidate who promises the status quo!'

Affirmative response executive - Remember when they were just called 'yes-men'?

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

'Obamacare is a job-killing socialist plot. . .Did I mention love job-killing socialist plots?'

Yes, Virginina, There is a Difference Between Republicans and Democrats

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

American Bombs

US aid to Ukraine

The water desk

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

Democratic Party Access For Under $100.

Slave Drivers.