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"Of course there are some advantages to working here...we have a Food Bank situated conveniently at the end of the street!"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

The water desk

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

Slave Drivers.

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

" ... and this is my wife - I'm legally obligated to tell you that."

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

My boss is a real turd.

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

'And no doubt you'll be pleased to hear, the pay's crap.'

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

"But how many followers do you have?"

'I accept that a dog can be a man's best friend but I'm afraid that doesn't qualify you to speak on the defendant's behalf...'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'Well, your income looks good, and you've been on your job for over two years... but it seems you're 15 trillion dollars in debt.'