Spiritual Satire Collector Pillows

"Some guy brought me this little origami angel. I think it was a bribe, but it's cute."

Ghostwriting the Bible

'Yes, all at once!'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

The water desk

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

Slave Drivers.

My boss is a real turd.

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

"Of course there are some advantages to working here...we have a Food Bank situated conveniently at the end of the street!"

'I'm concerned. I enjoy paying taxes.'

'Well, your income looks good, and you've been on your job for over two years... but it seems you're 15 trillion dollars in debt.'

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

'I hope everyone saw the ATM installed in the entrance.'

World Domination

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.