Celestial Satire Collector Pillows

'Uh, You know that honor system you worked out with Adam and Eve?...'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

The water desk

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

Slave Drivers.

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

My boss is a real turd.

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"Of course there are some advantages to working here...we have a Food Bank situated conveniently at the end of the street!"

'I hope everyone saw the ATM installed in the entrance.'

'I'm concerned. I enjoy paying taxes.'

'Well, your income looks good, and you've been on your job for over two years... but it seems you're 15 trillion dollars in debt.'

'Yes sire, we are dealing with your invoice at this very minute.'

'Layoffs are bad enough without you making them play musical chairs.'

'You seem to have rather a lot of unexplained wealth when it comes to tempting, Mr Satan...'

'I miss the evildoers.'

'Taking guard' 'The pessimist'

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'