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"I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

'I'm not saying he's neurotic, but he has serious left-and-right hemisphere issues.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

God changes His will.

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'It was a split decision.'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

Holy water cooler moments

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"

'I miss the evildoers.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

Basic Theology

'We haven't had a client in weeks - maybe we should make a promotional video.'

De Niro As Christ.

'Don't sweat it pal - you can always appeal. I'm a lawyer. I'd be happy to take on your case- pro bono, of course.'