Celestial Comedy Fan Pillows

"I have to twinkle"

'They come down here to smoke.'

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

Holy S**t

"Would you please knock off the boooring chant?!!"

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

"Harry got a recall notice!"

"Flip you for the top bunk."

"You're home early, dear! Have you had a nice day?"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Separate clouds, please."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Whoops! I forgot to warn you about the soft spots up here.'

". . . No, you're not in the bank anymore; don't you remember. . . ? The security guard shot you."

Hand me the remote...

'It's a conversation piece.'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"What a beautiful day!....Oh god no!....They got moonie!"

"Sorry. I'm molting."

Angels fighting after car accident

"Weird. We have no record of having made you."

"Two bars—how about you?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Good game."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Ghostwriting the Bible

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!