Religious Satire Collector Pillows

Money or no money, root of all evil?

"It's not my fault I got the Ten Commandments and the Seven Deadly Sins mixed up!"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

A surprise in heaven

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Gates of heaven

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

Church restrooms

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Slave Drivers.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

'All the tellers are nuns.'

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

"Hallelujah!"

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

My boss is a real turd.

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."