Religious Satire Lover Pillows

'Oh, dear! — your baptismal certificate was never notarized!'

"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."

'I heard they faked their schisms...'

'Sorry I'm late. . . Did he say anything about SAME-SEX MARRIAGE?'

Discovering the 11th Commandment.

'All the tellers are nuns.'

'These are number 11 through 20. They're the sequel to the original 10.'

'What do you suppose 'Merry Christmas' means?'

"Oy! How many times have I told him not to leave his clothes on the floor?!"

'Adam, are you sure this what He meant by 'being fruitful and multiplying'...?'

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

"The Legal Department is suggesting we call them 'The Ten Recommendations'."

Patched up Pope.

On-high def TV.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Office Parties During the Spanish Inquisition.

'It's amazing how fast people become big tippers.'

Horny Nun

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

Eve's leaf falls off, and Adam's leaf flies up in the air.

The Pope is back from the hospital!

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

Moses refuses to obey God's commandments.

'Who told thee that thou art naked?'

Three wise men follow a hashtag

"They say - thou shalt disregard everything said so far - here are the real 10 commandments..."

"Sorry Judas, we only came up with 29 pieces of silver."

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

Omglog comes down the mountain...with one commandment.

"Nice death."

"This isn't what I meant by a stable environment."

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

Gates of heaven

"Any more of that 'cast out the devil' talk and I'll do you for hate crime."

'Father, thank God you're here. This kid I possessed is creeping me out, now get me outta here!'