Religious Satire Enthusiast Pillows

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

Inn and Out

"St. Martin? He's in the fields."

"Hey mom, I can belch all ten commandments."

Ikea Manger

"How do you know how old God is?"

Jehovah's Witness Protection Program

'Her! -- You moved the goal posts!'

Religious toilets.

Shortly after God created Eve, He created flannel.

"I called about your prescription. Sorry, but I can't fill it. My pastor says you shouldn't have it."

"So you're pregnant...by a guy named 'Holy Spirit...' Well, this might be the right moment to tell you about me and this girl from the wine tavern."

"Uh-oh! Here comes trouble!"

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Stupa - Drunken Stupa

"Agnes when did you go all religious?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Ghostwriting the Bible

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"You call this a constitution?"

A surprise in heaven

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"Freshly ground pepper?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'