Religious Satire Enthusiasts Pillows

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

'Books-medals-statues, complete skeleton of St. Pretorius'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

A surprise in heaven

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Church restrooms

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

Gates of heaven

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'All the tellers are nuns.'

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Hallelujah!"