Religious Satire Aficionados Pillows

"I can't decide what to give up for Lent."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

A surprise in heaven

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Church restrooms

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

Gates of heaven

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

'All the tellers are nuns.'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

"Hallelujah!"

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Moral Outrage.

Holy Relics.