Religious Satire Aficionados Gifts

"I can't decide what to give up for Lent."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

A surprise in heaven

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Gates of heaven

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Church restrooms

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'All the tellers are nuns.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

"Hallelujah!"

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

Moral Outrage.

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.