Religious Satire Fans Gifts

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'

Regendering Christmas

'How come I never see you in church?'

"After careful consideration, I've decided to deny your request to form a Bible Study group"

'Stop complaining there are ten. He wanted one-hundred!'

"I've got my own commandments, Little Yahweh."

"Adam, I think I must be allergic to that fruit we ate back in the garden!"

"Good morning Sir, we're from the Jehovah's Witness school of hard knocks."

'Great sermon, Reverend! -- If I ever want to find out more about sin, I sure know who to come to!'

'Sorry, Brother Jerome -- the Archbishop nixed your 'Casual Friday' idea.'

''Earn our bread by the sweat of our brow'? -- is that sanitary?'

"Oh boy! Jehovah's witnesses. I'll let you answer thedoor..."

The Awkward Scene at the Manger

"I've been impersonating members of the clergy."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

A surprise in heaven

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Gates of heaven

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'All the tellers are nuns.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Hallelujah!"

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'