Religious Satire Fans Mugs

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'

Regendering Christmas

'How come I never see you in church?'

"After careful consideration, I've decided to deny your request to form a Bible Study group"

'Stop complaining there are ten. He wanted one-hundred!'

"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin..."

"I've got my own commandments, Little Yahweh."

"Adam, I think I must be allergic to that fruit we ate back in the garden!"

"Good morning Sir, we're from the Jehovah's Witness school of hard knocks."

Nuns Betting On Father Of Pregnant Nun's Baby

'Great sermon, Reverend! -- If I ever want to find out more about sin, I sure know who to come to!'

'Sorry, Brother Jerome -- the Archbishop nixed your 'Casual Friday' idea.'

''Earn our bread by the sweat of our brow'? -- is that sanitary?'

"Oh boy! Jehovah's witnesses. I'll let you answer thedoor..."

The Awkward Scene at the Manger

"I've been impersonating members of the clergy."

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

A surprise in heaven

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Gates of heaven

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'