Fan Of Religious Satire Mugs

'God speacks to Reg Dibner' "...and don't forget to clean your teeth, sonny"

Monk confessing to a devil.

'Moses discovered the burning bush shortly after finding the spotted mushrooms.'

"But attendance is up."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Ghostwriting the Bible

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

A surprise in heaven

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Gates of heaven

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Church restrooms

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'All the tellers are nuns.'

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?