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'God speacks to Reg Dibner' "...and don't forget to clean your teeth, sonny"

Monk confessing to a devil.

'Moses discovered the burning bush shortly after finding the spotted mushrooms.'

"But attendance is up."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Ghostwriting the Bible

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

A surprise in heaven

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Church restrooms

Gates of heaven

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'All the tellers are nuns.'

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."