Religion Satire Fan Gifts

Future Imperfect.

'We're the wise men, remember? I say, next sandstorm, we ditch the idiot.'

"No these are baby CHEESES. You want the stable next door."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

A surprise in heaven

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Gates of heaven

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'All the tellers are nuns.'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Hallelujah!"

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

Moral Outrage.