Religious Satire Enthusiasts Gifts

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

'Books-medals-statues, complete skeleton of St. Pretorius'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

A surprise in heaven

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Gates of heaven

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

Church restrooms

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'All the tellers are nuns.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Hallelujah!"

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Moral Outrage.