Religion Satire Enjoyers Gifts

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

A surprise in heaven

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Church restrooms

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Gates of heaven

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

'All the tellers are nuns.'

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

"Hallelujah!"

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

Moral Outrage.

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'