Religion Satire Enjoyers Pillows

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

A surprise in heaven

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Gates of heaven

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Church restrooms

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'All the tellers are nuns.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Hallelujah!"

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Moral Outrage.

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."