Religious Satire Appreciator Pillows

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Of course Jesus was gay, which other religious leader had his own range of jewellery?'

'A child was abducted from our nursery.'

"I guess if Jesus had been born a century ago this would be a tiny gold electric chair, huh?"

"If you don't stop quoting scripture at me, Reverend, you will go to hell."

"My mother broke up with Jesus in college; he wouldn't return her calls."

"Look, lets just call it a religious thing!"

Lemmings confession.

Hey, check this out! There's a guy walking on the water: Freaky!

Maureen! It's those Jehovah's Wirelesses again

'...and we would be grateful if you would refrain from calling us 'birds of pray''

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Church restrooms

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Ghostwriting the Bible

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Yes, all at once!'

"OMG, LOL!"

A surprise in heaven

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Those are a few jokes to loosen up the crowd first...how do you like 'em?'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

Finger puppets in church.

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Gates of heaven