Historical Satire Collector Pillows

Make North Korea Great Again

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'He's a good listener, but only to the sound of his own voice.'

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

US aid to Ukraine

American Bombs

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

When Downsizing has Gone Too Far...

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

The water desk

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

Slave Drivers.

Democratic Party Access For Under $100.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

My boss is a real turd.

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

'If a job's worth doing, it's worth off-shooting.'

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'We need to panic until common sense returns.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."