Historical Satire Collector Gifts

Make North Korea Great Again

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'He's a good listener, but only to the sound of his own voice.'

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

US aid to Ukraine

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

When Downsizing has Gone Too Far...

American Bombs

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

The water desk

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Slave Drivers.

Democratic Party Access For Under $100.

You're right, Jenkins. The numbers don't lie. Get me some that do.

'If a job's worth doing, it's worth off-shooting.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

My boss is a real turd.

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'We need to panic until common sense returns.'