Collectors Of Quirky Items Prints

Snake centrefolds.

Formula One fan with a steering wheel.

Toadstools

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Piranhaclaus

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

'Too dressy?'

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Crystal Ball Plug

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

'The stuff legends are made of'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Goldfish funeral