Oddity Collector Pillows

Frederik-Freda: half man - half woman

Last Call

'How much did you pay for that new striker?'

Butcher's Sock.

Peculiar Instruments From Around The World

'There's something very peculiar about this cemetery.'

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

Unnatural History Museum

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

Odd Spas

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

The Old Curiosity Shop

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

Community Bed de Luxe

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

'He was just the same with my frankincense - more interested in the box!'

The Discovery of the Principle of the Parachute during a landslip in the Apennines