Collectors Of Oddities T-Shirts

'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'Please enter your pin now.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'Not till you're sixteen.'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

The Old Curiosity Shop

Pianist.

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Victorian Secret

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"