Nature's Oddities Collector T-Shirts

"Geez. Dude, is that steel wool?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

The Old Curiosity Shop

Unnatural History Museum

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Victorian Secret

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

Rhino Art

"I like this one. Do you think it will look good when knocked from the table to the floor?"