Nature's Oddities Collector Mugs

"Geez. Dude, is that steel wool?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'Please enter your pin now.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'Not till you're sixteen.'

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

The Old Curiosity Shop

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Victorian Secret

Unnatural History Museum

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

Rhino Art

"I like this one. Do you think it will look good when knocked from the table to the floor?"