Collecting Unique Gifts T-Shirts

'Umm...I'm allergic to milk but not Cabernet.'

Fly Football

Clown on bike.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Bathroom Fairy

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Apocalypse Research Center

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

'Have you any W fronts?'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

A close shave on the Titanic...

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Tin Can Operation.

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

'I'll take ten, please.'

The polar bear's vending machine.

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

Chippunks

One of a kind.

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

Feart!

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

Graduated Cylinders...