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Graduated Cylinders...

Speed Dating for Turtles

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Cheeze Wiz.

Emergency Phone.

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Ball as water-melon.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Balloon dog poos.

Kissing the Fish

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

State of the Art Dog.

'No, don't tell me...split personality.'

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Chameleon and TV

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

"Maybe that metal device we found with the paleolithic stone tools WAS a ray gun!"

"Anatomy of a cat"

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Odorant

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

'Not till you're sixteen.'