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Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Emergency Phone.

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Ball as water-melon.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Kissing the Fish

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Balloon dog poos.

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

State of the Art Dog.

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

'No, don't tell me...split personality.'

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

Chameleon and TV

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

Odorant

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

"Anatomy of a cat"

"Maybe that metal device we found with the paleolithic stone tools WAS a ray gun!"