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"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Emergency Phone.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'We have three minutes left.'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Diner

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

High speed cinder block

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package ??" major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Will you be wanting this?'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

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'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."