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"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Snakes By Post LTD

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Lactose Intolerant

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Cheeze Wiz.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Emergency Phone.

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'We have three minutes left.'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Diner

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

High speed cinder block

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Balloon dog poos.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Imagine

Kissing the Fish

'Head down...eye on the ball...'