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The cat version of a gumball machine filled with mice.

'It's hard for others to understand, but Edward really likes cross dressing.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Things are looking up!"

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

The polar bear's vending machine.

Solitaire card shark.

One of a kind.

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

"Respect man!"

He sold appliances.

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

'I thought you said you did ships in bottles.'

Last-Minute Gifts

'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'

Clean underwear for sale.

Acme quick sand

Eggs to order!

'I don't get it. What does P.l.d.n.L.S. spell?'

"Have you got anything that doesn't look like a pressure gauge from the Titanic?"

'No, I won't pay $200 for a silk top hat for your snowman!'

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

'Umm...I'm allergic to milk but not Cabernet.'

"We couldn't have given her a BETTER birthday present, Agatha!"

"I'll never forget the day Dad bought me x-ray specs for Christmas."

Sleevex.

Cocktails for dogs

Wow. He really did know the meaning of life. Too bad it wouldn't fit on a coffee mug.

'Fourteen pairs, please. I'm going bungy jumping.'

'Optimist'